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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Season 3 Perfect Parry change has big implications for C. Viper in Street Fighter 6 - EventHubs

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Ryan Mountcastle To Miss 8-12 Weeks - MLB Trade Rumors

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Predator: Killer of Killers Ending Explained - Does It Set Up Prey 2? - IGN

No go.

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...